Shamelessly ripped off Sharon

Word for word, this blog is taken from lasselantha. It's hilarious and true and I wish I had thought of it first:

Our weird and wacky language...with a twist

English is full of homophones.

You know, homophones... those words that they make you practice spelling over and over in elementary school... the ones that sound the same but are spelled differently.

Those confusing words like...

"leave" and "live"
"sheep" and "ship"

and most especially...

"hat" and "heart"